On our very first episode of Football Crazy, Kevin Egan and Kay Murray reminisce on a goal-packed first weekend in continental European soccer, and sing an ode to the young star shining in Real Madrid’s midfield. Plus: Mick McCarthy adds another to his pantheon of quotables, braces are the new hat trick, and a Middlesbrough wardrobe malfunction lands one of Kay’s favorite players on our weekly power rankings.

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